Friday, January 21, 2005


One of the good things about time spent working in pubs and bars is that you get to witness some memorable conversations. Here are a few lines I'll never forget.

Him: "I get the impression most of the people round here are inbred."
Her: "You mean.... like in a sandwich?"

Her: "What the fuck are you staring at?"
Him: "I've no idea.... I've never been very good at puzzles."

Him: "We have the same birthday! That means you're an aquarian too, right?"
Her: "Huh? How does us having the same birthday make me a fish tank?"